Patent Green & Yellow Skullcandy TI Stereo Headphones

Titanium drivers and unique detailing make the TI headphone a cut above. Every gourmet understands that food tastes better when it’s made with quality ingredients. Even something as simple as a peanut butter sandwich tastes better without hair from a public shower drain on it. $79.95 @ the-house.com

White Skullcandy Smokin Buds

The masses have been high on these lil smokies for 3 years now. This year’s crop is no different. In terms of quality and price, Smokin Buds leave non-Skullcandy ear buds dazed and confused. And style? Forget about it! $29.95 @ the-house.com

Black Skullcandy Smokin Buds

The masses have been high on these lil smokies for 3 years now. This year’s crop is no different. In terms of quality and price, Smokin Buds leave non-Skullcandy ear buds dazed and confused. And style? Forget about it! $29.95 @ the-house.com

Black Skullcandy Ink’D Earbuds

Anything you wear on your head affects your appearance. As an interim step toward that face tattoo, consider grooving to the beat of your own drum with INK’D earbuds. Rock hard, look good, stay mad at the world and save enough money to buy INK’D in all 10 colors. $19.95 @ the-house.com

Black & Green Skullcandy Hesh Headphones

With 50mm drivers, this joint roars like a sea monster whupping Batman’s ass. Torture if inflicted upon you by someone else with bad taste in music. $49.95 @ the-house.com

Stripe Skullcandy Hesh Headphones

With 50mm drivers, this joint roars like a sea monster whupping Batman’s ass. Torture if inflicted upon you by someone else with bad taste in music. $49.95 @ the-house.com

Black Skullcandy Hesh Headphones

With 50mm drivers, this joint roars like a sea monster whupping Batman’s ass. Torture if inflicted upon you by someone else with bad taste in music. $49.95 @ the-house.com

Desert Camo Skullcandy G.I. Stereo Headphones

In the New World Order of audio fashion, the Skullcandy G.I. is your invitation to join the ruling coalition. Don’t let anyone mistake your kindness for weakness. $69.95 @ the-house.com

Chrome Skullcandy TiTan Earbuds

New for 2008, the Skullcandy TiTan makes competitors’ alleged high-end ear buds seem mentally retarded. Precision-tuned drivers and laser-cut aluminum housing converge to produce a listening experience so giant it feels like the sweet, sweet union of heaven and earth. Harder than titanium. Even those less familiar with Greek mythology or the periodic table of elements will get this: TiTan iz V3ry 9o0D. $49.95 @ the-house.com

White Skullcandy Holua Earbuds

New for 2008, the Holua’s smooth wooden housing with laser-cut aluminum accents add a refined piece to Skullcandy’s ear bud collection. Whether you sport green bills or green ideals, the Holua is the only appropriate way to sport wood in public. $99.95 @ the-house.com