Patent Green & Yellow Skullcandy TI Stereo Headphones

Titanium drivers and unique detailing make the TI headphone a cut above. Every gourmet understands that food tastes better when it’s made with quality ingredients. Even something as simple as a peanut butter sandwich tastes better without hair from a public shower drain on it. $79.95 @ the-house.com

Black & Green Skullcandy Hesh Headphones

With 50mm drivers, this joint roars like a sea monster whupping Batman’s ass. Torture if inflicted upon you by someone else with bad taste in music. $49.95 @ the-house.com

Stripe Skullcandy Hesh Headphones

With 50mm drivers, this joint roars like a sea monster whupping Batman’s ass. Torture if inflicted upon you by someone else with bad taste in music. $49.95 @ the-house.com

Black Skullcandy Hesh Headphones

With 50mm drivers, this joint roars like a sea monster whupping Batman’s ass. Torture if inflicted upon you by someone else with bad taste in music. $49.95 @ the-house.com

Desert Camo Skullcandy G.I. Stereo Headphones

In the New World Order of audio fashion, the Skullcandy G.I. is your invitation to join the ruling coalition. Don’t let anyone mistake your kindness for weakness. $69.95 @ the-house.com

Black & White Skullcandy Hesh Headphones

With 50mm drivers, this joint roars like a sea monster whupping Batman’s ass. Torture if inflicted upon you by someone else with bad taste in music. $49.95 @ the-house.com

Black & Silver Skullcandy Lowrider Headphones

Ian said it best: Sometimes, good guys don’t wear white. We designed more than a dozen colors of Lowrider — in addition to white — to avoid even the appearance of evil. So be good. Hang on. Get LOW. $39.95 @ the-house.com

Black Skullcandy Double Agent Headphones

According to an official dossier, the Double Agent presents a hegemonic threat to headphones as we know them. Any standard SD card containing your big corporate record label-approved, legitimately-purchased content (and other music) can be inserted into this wireless heaphone’s trap door and rocked like a hurricane. Wireless headphone + integrated content player in one. Who says no man can serve two masters? $99.95 @ the-house.com

Grey Skullcandy G.I. Stereo Headphones

In the New World Order of audio fashion, the Skullcandy G.I. is your invitation to join the ruling coalition. Don’t let anyone mistake your kindness for weakness. $69.95 @ the-house.com

White Skullcandy Lowrider Headphones

Ian said it best: Sometimes, good guys don’t wear white. We designed more than a dozen colors of Lowrider — in addition to white — to avoid even the appearance of evil. So be good. Hang on. Get LOW. $39.95 @ the-house.com